- Chad Kroeger cowrote Avril Lavigne’s weird racist pop song
- Chad Kroeger coproduced Avril Lavigne’s weird racist pop song
- cHAD KROEGER AND AVRIL LAVINE SAT IN A ROOM GOOGLING JAPANESE PHRASES AND WONDERING HOW TO BEST USE A RACE OF PEOPLE AS PROPS!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!
- CHAD KROEGER from NICKELBACK wrote down the words “LETS ALL SLUMBER PARTY” and PROBABLY SAID THEM OUT LOUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuD
makeup is on point and I’m walking to the bus to work. it’s six days until donrickles gets here. things are going to be good.
Computer Beach Party (1987)
SO AWAKE. SO BORED. SO BREAD.
(appearance by donrickles shirt because I don’t want to wait a week to be wrapped up by him)
Wompster’s University x
WOMP IT UP! CBB intern Marissa Wompler & her life coach Miss Listler are back to catch us up on what’s been going on in their life since Marissa’s birthday pool party. We’ll hear how their recent college visits in Washington D.C. have gone, how Marissa caught her step dad Seth in the middle of a jerk sesh, and why Eric “Gutterballs” Gutterman is out of the picture. So make yourself a DiGiorno cream cheese sandwich and tune in for an episode full of survival tips, accents, and of course womping up the jamz!
This is everything
my father didn’t want to drive to the ups store so he sent my laptop (which he and his brothers have been breaking and repairing for three months), so he felt the usps would work just as well. without requiring a signature on arrival and insuring it for a measly 50 dollars, the package was sent and (according to the tracking) arrived three days ago.
it was most likely stolen off my doorstep.
but I made fifty dollars?
Christ Gethard is risen.
420 blaze it
(Holy fuck, deneece, 9 days, single digits!)
important update: we are obscenely close to being disgusting irl!
it’s Easter Sunday and 4/20 and there’s little to no interest in pastries and coffee at 7am downtown.
keep me company?