tonight is for getting crafty thanks to donrickles and his ridiculously good taste.
my flight has been delayed again.
I am homicidal.
i hate everyone who isn’t on this flight because you’re not on this flight
nobody on this plane gets my LOST jokes meaning this flight**absolutely could not get any worse.
**can you call it a flight if you never leave the ground?
hey everyone-my flight has been delayed and I’ve been on my plane buckled in for an hour now because a pilot just DIDNT SHOW UP TO WORK. there is another flight leaving in thirty mins that we were supposed to have the option to get on-nobody ever showed up.
American Airlines is treating this like a funny joke. I am not laughing.
Having a casual breakfast dinner with some babes when a guy walks up to the jukebox, stands there for a second, and then Natalie Imbruglia’s “Torn” starts playing. He followed it up with “Bye Bye Bye” and “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” I cannot stop crying, that’s how hard I’m laughing. #incredible
You forgot about Barbie Girl!
My favorite weekend.
David Lynch and Isabella Rossellini Photo by Helmut Newton 1988
babes: pigs in the city
Deneece here, reporting from Cass’ phone. We are watching Supermarket Sweep and I had Dinosours. Canada is okay.
oh hey, i’m in canada now.