tonight is Austin pride parade and rocky horror and I am so excited that my sister is going with me like a well-versed feminist superhero and bless her for getting out of Hallsville
what an icon
a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
- if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s
if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s
*Kramer bursts into the apartment* "Jerry, there was a fish in the percolator!"
these kids live within two blocks of both a Pizza Hut and a dominoes and they don’t quote get how blessed they are
i spent 20 dollars on bulk candy
I’m having a sleepover in a college dorm with my sister and two of her friends-how much junk food and pizza do you think I should bring?
you know how donrickles and I weren’t super disgusting leading up to our last visit?
SRRY Y’ALL but he is coming to visit next month and I am already losing it.
"It’d be a lot cruller if you did." Austin, TX.